I have a tutorial to offer you today, and the lovely and talented Haley has graciously agreed to serve as our instructor.
We begin with Step 1: Relax and just be your natural, fabulously beautiful self.
Steps 2-5: Gradually move toward the water, playfully drawing ever nearer.
Steps 6-10: Casually step/kneel/sit in the water, gasp at how shockingly cold it is, and then just GO FOR IT.
Steps 11-12: Laugh because you not only have survived hypothermia but also somehow look even more radiant than before.
Easy as pie! Who’s next?
This seems easy enough. I’ll go next!
Exactly the person I was hoping would step up. See you soon!